Mermaid Poo Pack
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Now this section is a MUST READ F.A.Q.
Q. Will these make my poop glittery?
A. Are you crazy? We have no idea, you think we eat this shit? Glitter pills are for decorative purposes only.
Q. Am I supposed to eat Glitterpills?
A. Uh see question one. No. Absolutely not… the risk is entirely up to you, the customer.
Q. Are these safe to eat?
A. OMG No. If you decide to eat these and pass these through your intestines, you assume all liability and risk that comes with that decision. Or in plain english: DO NOT EAT GLITTERPILLS!!!
Q. What is the point of Glitterpills?
A. Uh duh, they are awesome!!!
And now while we all realize that this fascination with a glitter pills is probably taking us a step backward on the evolutionary ladder, the fact remains: IT’S TOTALLY AWESOME!
These pills come in Capsule size 0, they are filled with craft and non-toxic glitter. This item is only intended for decorative purposes and are not edible. Please DO NOT SWALLOW!
BY PURCHASING GLITTERPILLS PRODUCTS , THE BUYER AGREES THAT ALL LIABILITY OF MISUSE EITHER ACCIDENTAL OR INTENTIONAL IS THE BUYER’S RESPONSIBILITY.
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN AND ANIMALS .
But by all means HAVE FUN!!!