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You Can Now Get Glitter Poo Pills On Etsy!

You know you love Unicorn hair… but it takes so much time. Well now you can have Unicorn Poo in no time flat with these amazing Glitter Poo pills on Etsy. Please note they come with a sh*t ton of warnings, so do what you will at your own risk. LOL.

Basically if you want to live the ultimate #UnicornLife of your very own, then the Magic Unicorn Pack is your next must have accessory! Hell they make a great gift for any girlfriend who truly is a unicorn inside and out.glitter poop pills

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The Etsy store also has a ton of other amazing packs, like the “Mystic Mermaid Pack,” the “Golden Poo Pack” and a very special selection of glitter pills to conjure up some disturbingly awesome “Dark Magic!” And while we do not encourage anyone to ingest these, each precarious pill package does comes with an amazing incantation to get your inner magic flowing.

Be sure you read the F.A.Q. on Etsy!

Q. Will these make my poop glittery?
A. We have no idea, they are for decorative purposes only.

Q. Am I supposed to eat Glitterpills?
A. No, absolutely not, the risk is entirely on you, the customer.

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All the warnings aside OMG we have to try!  While we all realize that this fascination with a glitter poo is probably taking us a step backward on the evolutionary ladder, the fact remains: IT’S KINDA AWESOME!
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Based out of New York, Stoffel finds himself exploring his wanderlust frequently to garner inspiration. His travels have taken him to China, Laos, Taiwan, and Hawaii, which have all resulted in NYC exhibitions. Stoffel’s accomplished photography has also been featured in many outlets including the New York Times, Huffington Post, Vanity Fair, and Hawaiian Airlines Magazines.

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